☠ ㎡ ∆ ∂ . ₮ ∑ ∆ . ㄕ∆Я₮ㄚ ☠ (DW)

[deepwallow]

Grog blinks and then hangs his head and bursts into tears.
"Grog is sorry! Grog was just so hungry! Never ha elf before! She tasted so good!" He sobbed, rubbing his eyes

[CrimsonMoon]

She frowns and reaches down, patting his head and muttering," No eating me, mk?"

[deepwallow]

Grog sniff and looks up at her, nodding fiercely, the chains jingling. "Grog promises! No hurts elf!!!" He promised, rubbing the last of his tears away

[CrimsonMoon]

She reaches down and squeezes his cheeks," Good! Good!"

[deepwallow]

Grog smiles happily. "Grog has to sleep now! Need to hunt tomorrow. Catch other mines! They taste good! Taste like master, but not master, so not in trouble then!!!" He says cheerfully, leaning against the tree he was chained to

[CrimsonMoon]

"Hmmm..." She lands lightly in front of him and in one swift movement kisses his forehead before trying to back away quickly again

[deepwallow]

But Grog is fast and grabs her, pinning her to the ground under him even though his chain is straining. He blinks at Rusty. "Elfy! Why you do that?! You tempting Grog! That's bad!" He scolded her like a naughty child, tsking his finger at her

[CrimsonMoon]

She squeaks and wiggles beneath him," Meeeeeh~!! Bad! Bad Grog!"

[deepwallow]

He pokes her in the nose and laughs like its a game before hopping back to his spot and settling back down, snuggling in and sighing. "Grog blame Elfy." He said, giggling

[CrimsonMoon]

" Rusty, elfy's name is Rusty!" She corrects and squirms away, crouching like an animal

[deepwallow]

Grog looks up at her and tilts his head. "Rusty? But elfy is not android, is she?" He asks strangely. Then he frowns, suddenly serious. "You're not an android are you?" He asked again with narrowed eyes, his body tense for pouncing

[CrimsonMoon]

" Nuhuh! I dint think so..." She mumbles thoughtfully and sniffs, pokin her forearm

[deepwallow]

Grog smiles happily at her answer. "Yay! Well, gnight Rusty Elf!" He said before settling back and shutting his eyes to go to sleep, his chains clinking faintly

[CrimsonMoon]

She grins and sings," Sleeeep TIIIIGHT~!!!" Before disappearing

[deepwallow]

-le next morning-

As routine, Trevor unlocked Grog and set him loose to hunt. Grog returned with a dead, half eaten boar and a gash on his side, but he was grinning happily and with a bloody mouth. Trevor sighed and started to cook the rest as Grog started to sing softly and gestulate some song

"Bethesda Games studios...
Should probably fire their helicopter CAMERA MAN!

Ominously lit carving of some dragons
Camera man: running through the forest
Slow zoom on a carving of
GANDALF and his friends
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds

The first ty-fighter
Overworked camera man running through the snow
Carving of an ancient
TUG
OF
WAR

STOP! That's a cliff
Carvings of dragons breath carvings of fire
Dude turn around or you'll die
Slow zoom rocky formation
Pan down and it opens its eye

Unsheath your sword on a ledge
Carving is rooting for the dragon!"

This last time he makes a Nero sound and flops onto his back suddenly before shutting his eyes and snoring

[CrimsonMoon]

Tobuscus trailer? X3)

Singing suddenly rose from the other side of the valley;
" Some things in life are bad
They can really make you sad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best..."

[deepwallow]

One other quality bout me crazies! Dey breath the fourth wall a lot! X3))

Grog and Trevor listen before Grog grins crazily and rolls into a ridiculous position on he back and shoulders upside down and belts back a reply

"What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning?

Weigh, hey, and up she rises!
Weigh, hey, and up she rises!
Weigh, hey, and up she rises
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!

Weigh, hey, and up she rises!
Weigh, hey, and up she rises!
Weigh, hey, and up she rises
Early in the morning!"

He sang out loud and lustily, laughing in his goofy position as Trevor facepalmed and kept cooking his food while muttering

[CrimsonMoon]

there was a pause and an answering song;
"Put him in a long boat till he's sober
Put him in a long boat till he's sober
Put him in a long boat till he's sober
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him
Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him
Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning

Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Put him in the bed with the captain's daughter
Early in the morning

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!"

[deepwallow]

Grog listened and whooped with happiness that his song was answered. He stood up this time and his face grew serious as he seemed to act out something.

"Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles to all the saints)

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)

Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)

Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

Cogitatione (In thought)

I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

Verbo et opere (In word and deed)

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin"

[CrimsonMoon]

there is a long pause before her voice answers, a slightly more serious and grievous tone making her voice echo eerily;
"Mea culpa (Through my fault)

I'm not to blame

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

If in God's plan

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)!!!"