Kai's Plot Ideas for Grabs*.

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* Kitty Kai included with every Grab.

OMC = Original Male Character

WARNING: The below plot ideas are for slash (guy on guy) couplings!

E I N S : Black Ice.

For those of you who have seen Rise of the Guardians (2011) and have read at least one fic in the fanbase, you'll know who and what Black Ice is. If not, Black Ice is the slash pairing of Pitch Black (D) and Jack Frost (s). The dynamic of their relationship is hard to explain without wasting away two pages of a report, but to attempt to sum it up: Pitch loves making Jack scared, but only of him. Jack loves riling Pitch up, but only because of him. Pitch loves owning Jack. Jack loves being owned. If you still don't get the gist of this dysfunctional relationship, I have plenty of my favorite fics to link you so you can figure it out.

When it comes to a plot, I don't care what world it's in (yes I do, PitchOMC needs to control fear / shadows and JackOMC needs to control frost) so long as we get to do it. Yah? Yah.

Z W E I : Goblin Prince.

If you have seen Labyrinth (1985) or read the book, and you've read at least one slash fic in the fanbase, you'll know who this coupling is. Otherwise, Goblin Prince talks about Toby Williams - Sarah's (female protagonist) little brother who she wished away in the movie only to risk her life for so she could bring him back home. We all know that in the Labyrinth, Jareth and his magical pants are not quite... there, so to say. I mean, he's a 30/40 year old Goblin King who wants to make a 14 year old his queen, come on. In the fanbase, Sarah wasn't the one Jareth bonded with, but Toby, her little brother. Most fics are based in the future, where Jareth claims his little Goblin Prince when he's 17/18. Basically, I want an awesome rocker guy with magical pants to want to possess a barely legal teenage boy. Yep, that's basically all.

WARNING: Should you be nutty enough to want to indulge Kai on these plot ideas, anticipate a lot of happy squealing and jumping and slapping enthusiastically and heartache. Just. Yeah.