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Light
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# that moment when you really wanna strangle someone but come out the better person and not in jail

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Pick Up Line Game Jan 14, 2015 22:07:03 GMT -5

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Post by Light on Jan 14, 2015 22:07:03 GMT -5

I wanna read the cheesiest, funniest snort-worthy lines you've heard, read, and thought of! +10 AP Points for each one, and you can only give me five per day!

I'll start it off! GO GO GO!!!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.

ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ Advanced RPer I didn't slap you... I high-fived your face. Posts: 12,393	Pick Up Line Game Jan 16, 2015 10:41:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ on Jan 16, 2015 10:41:32 GMT -5 "If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."
	One, two, three, four. I declare a TIME WAR Five, six, seven, eight. Daleks scream "EXTERMINATE!" Nine, ten, eleven, twelve. The Doctor DIED and SILENCE FELL Twelve, eleven, ten, nine. Here he goes BACK IN TIME Eight, seven, six, five. Saving everybody's LIVES Four, three, two, one. Grab her hand and whisper "RUN."

Light Experienced RPer # that moment when you really wanna strangle someone but come out the better person and not in jail Posts: 9,105	Pick Up Line Game Jan 16, 2015 12:42:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Light on Jan 16, 2015 12:42:25 GMT -5 Lol! "Are you Google? Cause you have everything I'm looking for."

ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ Advanced RPer I didn't slap you... I high-fived your face. Posts: 12,393	Pick Up Line Game Jan 16, 2015 12:46:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ on Jan 16, 2015 12:46:53 GMT -5 "I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!"
	One, two, three, four. I declare a TIME WAR Five, six, seven, eight. Daleks scream "EXTERMINATE!" Nine, ten, eleven, twelve. The Doctor DIED and SILENCE FELL Twelve, eleven, ten, nine. Here he goes BACK IN TIME Eight, seven, six, five. Saving everybody's LIVES Four, three, two, one. Grab her hand and whisper "RUN."

Light Experienced RPer # that moment when you really wanna strangle someone but come out the better person and not in jail Posts: 9,105	Pick Up Line Game Jan 16, 2015 15:48:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Light on Jan 16, 2015 15:48:27 GMT -5 You be the Dairy Queen, and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way.

ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ Advanced RPer I didn't slap you... I high-fived your face. Posts: 12,393	Pick Up Line Game May 12, 2015 17:30:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ on May 12, 2015 17:30:28 GMT -5 Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
	One, two, three, four. I declare a TIME WAR Five, six, seven, eight. Daleks scream "EXTERMINATE!" Nine, ten, eleven, twelve. The Doctor DIED and SILENCE FELL Twelve, eleven, ten, nine. Here he goes BACK IN TIME Eight, seven, six, five. Saving everybody's LIVES Four, three, two, one. Grab her hand and whisper "RUN."

Grayzers Senior RPer Live your life to the absolute fullest Posts: 2,381	Pick Up Line Game May 12, 2015 19:33:25 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grayzers on May 12, 2015 19:33:25 GMT -5 You got a mirror in those pants? Cause I can see myself in them

ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ Advanced RPer I didn't slap you... I high-fived your face. Posts: 12,393	Pick Up Line Game May 12, 2015 21:25:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ on May 12, 2015 21:25:42 GMT -5 Oh snap! Lol
	One, two, three, four. I declare a TIME WAR Five, six, seven, eight. Daleks scream "EXTERMINATE!" Nine, ten, eleven, twelve. The Doctor DIED and SILENCE FELL Twelve, eleven, ten, nine. Here he goes BACK IN TIME Eight, seven, six, five. Saving everybody's LIVES Four, three, two, one. Grab her hand and whisper "RUN."

Grayzers Senior RPer Live your life to the absolute fullest Posts: 2,381	Pick Up Line Game May 12, 2015 21:50:05 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grayzers on May 12, 2015 21:50:05 GMT -5 Woot!

ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ
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I didn't slap you... I high-fived your face.

Posts: 12,393

Pick Up Line Game May 12, 2015 22:38:43 GMT -5

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Post by ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ on May 12, 2015 22:38:43 GMT -5

I actually really love this one:

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Lol, I'd so have drinks with him.

One, two, three, four. I declare a
TIME WAR
Five, six, seven, eight. Daleks scream
"EXTERMINATE!"
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve. The Doctor
DIED and SILENCE FELL
Twelve, eleven, ten, nine. Here he goes
BACK IN TIME
Eight, seven, six, five. Saving everybody's
LIVES
Four, three, two, one. Grab her hand and whisper
"RUN."

Grayzers Senior RPer Live your life to the absolute fullest Posts: 2,381	Pick Up Line Game May 13, 2015 3:49:29 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grayzers on May 13, 2015 3:49:29 GMT -5 Omg yes XD

Grayzers Senior RPer Live your life to the absolute fullest Posts: 2,381	Pick Up Line Game May 13, 2015 3:53:46 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grayzers on May 13, 2015 3:53:46 GMT -5 Hey girl, did you buy those pants in outer space? Cause your @ss is out of this world!

Grayzers Senior RPer Live your life to the absolute fullest Posts: 2,381	Pick Up Line Game May 13, 2015 13:24:49 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grayzers on May 13, 2015 13:24:49 GMT -5 You remind me of a parking ticket. You've got fine written all over you

Needmorefood Newbie RPer "Yesterday is History; Tomorrow is a Mystery! But Today is a Gift; That's why it's called a Present" Posts: 317	Pick Up Line Game Jun 3, 2015 12:34:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Needmorefood on Jun 3, 2015 12:34:09 GMT -5 Excuse me, I was wondering if I could have your phone number. I can’t seem to find mine.

Needmorefood Newbie RPer "Yesterday is History; Tomorrow is a Mystery! But Today is a Gift; That's why it's called a Present" Posts: 317	Pick Up Line Game Jun 3, 2015 12:37:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Needmorefood on Jun 3, 2015 12:37:04 GMT -5 Can I get a picture of you for my friends to prove that I really did meet the most beautiful woman in the world?

alpha Newbie RPer "Falling isn't about how you fell but where the fall will take you" - alpha Posts: 131	Pick Up Line Game Jun 4, 2015 12:28:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alpha on Jun 4, 2015 12:28:39 GMT -5 "I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way."
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alpha Newbie RPer "Falling isn't about how you fell but where the fall will take you" - alpha Posts: 131	Pick Up Line Game Jun 4, 2015 12:29:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alpha on Jun 4, 2015 12:29:56 GMT -5 "If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you."

Needmorefood Newbie RPer "Yesterday is History; Tomorrow is a Mystery! But Today is a Gift; That's why it's called a Present" Posts: 317	Pick Up Line Game Jun 4, 2015 12:40:36 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Needmorefood on Jun 4, 2015 12:40:36 GMT -5 I know it's the middle of the night but I swear that the sun just rose outside. Or did you just smile?

alpha Newbie RPer "Falling isn't about how you fell but where the fall will take you" - alpha Posts: 131	Pick Up Line Game Jun 5, 2015 14:04:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alpha on Jun 5, 2015 14:04:03 GMT -5 “Great legs, what time do they open?”

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