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[CrimsonMoon]

" Eli? Thats an awsome name," he chirps as they mount the steps," LUMI DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID!!"

[Light]

The beeping sounds of him playing bejeweled echo down the steps, "ehhhh~? Me? Stupid? I'm offended you old sour fart face,"

"Your terminology is confusing." The alien grumbles, scaling the steps slowly. Most would find it hard to balance in his condition; but he seemed to be doing fine.

[CrimsonMoon]

Ydolf laughs lightly and murmurs," Yeah.. It's a bit difficult, especially because it evolves and keeps multiplying,"

[Light]

"I suppose the names the female below were calling you were apart of this advancement," he steps into the sunlight and winces at its intensity. Lumi stands up from the ground and toward over them, his frame blocking the sun which makes the alien relax.

[CrimsonMoon]

" Eh..... they were particularly... unkind words that i would not want t explain," He laughs softly

[Light]

"I deduced that from the way she made a seemingly-rude gesture at your back as we left." He lazily blinks, his eye lids clicking. "I believe it was her middle finger," he shrugs and Lumi gives Udolf a puppy look, "Im notta allowed to hit him? Once?"

[CrimsonMoon]

Udolf nods to Eli but smiles sickly sweet at Lumi," You punch his and i'll lock you in a room with Cloud's muffins, hm?"

[Light]

Lumi gets pale and hugs the holopad to himself as if he were being grounded for life, "You wouldn't. You couldn't. That's homocide." Eli opens his mouth for a moment before shuttin it. What was with these people and 'Clouds Muffins'?

[CrimsonMoon]

" I'm the Commander in Chief, of curse i could and WILL if you harm this guy, even if yu poke him... Muffins," Udolf smirks evily

[Light]

"You are a MEAN, evil little old man," Lumi cries prancing away as he says the 'm' word. "Those things have TEETH," Eli looks at the magenta eyed giant in alarm. Muffins with teeth? "Abuse of power--I wanna new commander--one that doesn't threaten me with flesh eating beasties from hell,"

[CrimsonMoon]

Udolf laughs and chuckles," Clud's known for her hellish cooking, she seems to have a skilly for making food come to life or be incredibly toxic as a whole.. even without any chemicals around, its quite amazing

[Light]

"I hope this Cloud will be kept a good distance away from me. I do not wish to fend off... Food... While I'm here. I'd find it very unpleasant to end up with food poisoning or a muffin after my throat."

"Udolf, you're saying that as if you really ENJOY having her cook." Lumi paces whining, "She raised me. Who do you think was subject to her food growing up? Me. I ended up sick or in the hospital more times than I can remember."

[CrimsonMoon]

" Thats why we have secret passcodes on all kitchen doors and etc..." He glances at Lumi, and chuckles," Then ya dont want it to happen again. hm?"

[Light]

Eli nods, satisfied with the precautions that had been taken--even if he didn't know what they were.

Lumi flaps his hands at him as if trying to wave him away, "I demand a lawyer," he yips shuffling backwards, "Threatening me wih a biological weapon of doom--imma law abiding citizen,"

[CrimsonMoon]

Udolf smirks," Then listen to me, kid, I enforce the laws.. Now go find Caoi, Cloud's with her,"

[Light]

"If Moms with Caoi they're in the hospital, oh wise one," he excitedly jumps into the air, fleeing the scene.

"There have been many comments on your intelligence today, human. Is that a normal exchange of words between your people? Where I'm from we try to bite each others head off and whoever wins is the wiser."

[CrimsonMoon]

Udolf smiles," To either offend or conpliment one another, we question one another's age, wisdom and physique. But no, i'd probably lose if I tried to bite that kid's head off," He muses softly," But I can assure you that i'm sane and in my opinion reasonably wise,"

[Light]

Eli tilts his head to the side as he thinks over what he had just heard. "You are all odd indeed. I will reserve my judgement on your mental and any other state for a later time when I can be sure of my decision."

[CrimsonMoon]

Udolf nods faintly and smiles," Well said,

[Light]

"... I will also deter from engaging in conversation. I've already offended one of your littler people by confusing their definition of play with mine." He sniffs a bit and looks around with vague interest, "So, what are you going to do now, human?"