Ranting about Vikings

[~echo~]

Does anybody else watch this AMAZEBALLS show? Because I would just like to give my opinion about a certain matter. That matter is: Ragnar Lothbrok's slutty new wife Aslaug. WHAT THE F*CK!!!!! God, I just wish somebody- Bjorn, preferably, to come and stab her through the uterus. That b*tch is having too many sons!!! Seriously though, Ragnar needs to get back with Lagertha, his first wife because she is EPIC! Love her to death.

Post here if you want to rant about something regarding this show as well XD

Seriously. I seriously hate Ragnar now. Bjorn and Lagertha are now my two favorite characters. OOH wouldn't it be epic if Bjorn killed Ragnar and became the new Earl! Or if he killed that guy who took over Ragnar's land while he was away raiding in England... Dude. If I was the writer for this show...

[abzu]

I dont watch the show but her names is icky. Aslaug sounds like a** slug. Yup so it fits for a slutty second wife

[~echo~]

Yeah, and in just about seven years they have, like, five sons! One of them is very ugly and deformed haha. But she is a major wh*re Dx I love Lagertha and her son Bjorn.

[abzu]

Oh boy thats a lot!! And i'm assuming they arn't all with her husband? I'll check out the show sometime later today.

[~echo~]

Well, no, they all are as far as can be told, but she still stole Ragnar from Lagertha and that is just NOT cool xD

[ᴄʀʏsᴛᴀʟғʀᴏsᴛ]

*cracks up* a** slug. It so does. -"Why do they call it that?" -"What?" -"Ratatouille. If you're going to name food, you should name it something that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like rat... and petudy. Rat petudy!"

[~echo~]

Haha I thought that was clever! XD But it's kind of more as-loug xD Hate her SO much